Got a Car and a Date
15
Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
Start a Revolution
15
Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
One Hit Wonder
5
Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
Thick as a Baby's Arm
15
Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen"
Hair Remover
15
Complete "Battle for Bladehenge"
French Kiss Instructor
15
Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams"
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
15
Complete "Sanctuary of Sin"
Ran to the Hills
15
Complete "It's Raining Death"
Fistful of Fog
15
Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
I've never touched an axe before
30
Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode
No More Tears
15
Complete "Sea of Black Tears"
Master of the Flame
20
Double Team with every Ironheade unit
Serpent Samaritan
10
Free 40 Bound Serpents
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
20
Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
Squeal Like a Chicken
20
Complete all racing secondary missions
Silence, ground walker!
10
Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
Groupie
25
Complete Campaign mode on Gentle
Roadie
25
Complete Campaign mode on Normal
Protector
20
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
Boar Bather
50
Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
Virtuoso
20
Learn all guitar solos
Flowerslave
20
Summon all Motor Forges
Coolest Thing Ever
15
Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce
Overkill
20
Complete all hunting secondary missions
Practice Bloody Practice
10
Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty
Quill Tosser
20
Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins
Now You Must Tell the Tale
20
View all Legends
Serpent Spanker
15
Free 80 Bound Serpents
Loyal Customer
25
Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge
Armchair General
20
Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders
Favored
30
Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes
Beast Master
15
Ride one of every ridable animal.
Legend
25
Complete Campaign mode on Brütal
Serpent Savior
25
Free all 120 Bound Serpents
Tourist
20
View all vistas
Voices From Beyond
20
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
Master of the Tear
20
Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit
Six Degrees of Schafer
15
Play with or against another player who has this Achievement
Metal God
50
Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen
Master of the Blood
20
Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit
Carnivore
10
Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
If You Want Blood, You Got It
10
Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
Cry Me a River
10
Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
Beard Beard Action Beard!
10
Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
A Face Like a Beast
10
Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
Whispering Rock
10
Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
Norwegian Sendoff
10
Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.
Victör
Win a ranked multiplayer match
Subjügator
Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
Cönquerer
Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
Sellout
Spend 250,000 fans - any mode
Ringleader
Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
Painkiller
Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
Death From Above
Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
Iron Fist
Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist
Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
Hammer of Fate Champion
Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.