You Call This Security?

5
Bypass the electronic lock in Episode 1
Heeeeeere's Deckard!

5
Chop your way out of the Internet Café with the Fire Axe in Episode 1
Death To Soda

5
Create a ramp with the soda machine using your pistol in Episode 1
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey

5
Extinguish the doorway fire using the water valve in Episode 1
Secret Achievement

10
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Upper Management

10
Unlock the warehouse exit in Episode 2
Axe-Wielding Maniac

15
Kill 25 enemies with the Fire Axe in Single Player
I Have A Problem With Intimacy

15
Use the Animus Pulse ability 10 times
Secret Achievement

20
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Revenge Of The Soda

10
Escape the Nari-possessed vending machine room in Episode 3
Gum On My Shoe

5
Get stepped on by the Giant Golem in Episode 3
Jack? Beanstalk, Beanstalk? Jack

15
Destroy the Giant Golem in Episode 3
Secret Achievement

20
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Just Another Day At The Office

5
Eavesdrop on the Black Order as they cage up a Werewolf in Episode 4
Secret Achievement

20
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Tenderized

20
Defeat the Minotaur in Episode 5
I Hate Ornithology

25
Defeat the Griffon in Episode 5
Secret Achievement

25
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
10-Piece Bucket

15
Shoot down the low flying Griffons in Episode 6
Fair-Weather Friends

15
Use Animus to change the frequency of an Aniform Control Device in Single Player
Barf Piñata

10
Destroy a Blood Spider Queen in Episode 4
Werewolf Whisperer

15
Defeat the first Alpha Werewolf in Episode 4
Science!

10
Run all Council Base lab experiments in Episode 6
Secret Achievement

25
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Not OSHA Compliant

10
Cause the crane to drop the metal beams in Episode 7
Power Outage

10
Take out the power to the Black Order outpost in Episode 7
Secret Achievement

25
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
DouBull TrouBull

1
Survive the double Minotaur attack in Episode 8
Secret Achievement

14
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
I Will Find You!

10
Free Vivian from captivity in Episode 8
Secret Achievement

35
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Animal Control

70
Complete game on Normal difficulty
Bookworm

20
Collect 1/2 of PDA pick-ups
Gun Nut

10
Fire all 8 projectile weapons in Single Player at least once
Live Wire

10
Find the Black Order-eliminating electric switch in Episode 2
Bull In A China Shop

15
Entice the Minotaur to destroy all Graveyard wall sections in Episode 5
Petting Zoo

50
Complete game on Easy difficulty
Savage Law Of The Jungle

90
Complete game on Hard difficulty
Mint In Box

40
Collect all PDA pick-ups
Walkies!

5
Start and finish a ranked Multiplayer match
Right Tool For The Right Tool

10
Fire every weapon available in any ranked Multiplayer match
Warm Fuzzy Feeling

10
Fill 50% of your team's Monster Machine with Animus in a ranked 4v4 Multiplayer match
Zookeeper

20
Kill 10 Werewolves in a ranked Multiplayer match without being killed
Bounty Hunter

25
Kill 10 enemy players in a ranked Multiplayer match without being killed
Secret Achievement

25
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.
Leader Of The Pack

30
Be first place in kills in 10 ranked Multiplayer matches in a row
Survivor

30
Survive a ranked 4v4 Multiplayer game without being killed
Combat Veteran

45
Play 200 ranked Multiplayer matches
King Of The Jungle

50
Win 50 ranked Multiplayer matches
Jazz Hands!

15
Look at all "The Great Langtini" posters littering Times Square in Episode 3