Next contestant please…
10
Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun!
Toot-toot!
10
Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat)
Gold! I'm rich!
10
Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad!
Great horny toads!!!
20
Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead.
Frankenbean there, done that
30
Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what you’ve done with those cobwebs!
Dagnabbit!
30
Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints…
Gad, how do I do it?
20
Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case.
Devilishly clever
20
Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit!
Smoke-um!
20
Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day!
This... Means... War.
10
Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit.
Aren't we gruesome?
20
Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. It’s great what you can do with wire and light bulbs?
Viva l'amour! Ve die togezzer.
20
Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way!
Anyone for tennis?
20
Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad!
Knighty-knight!
30
Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels)
Great Southern Land-mines!
30
Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under!
Heavens Below!
30
Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought you’d finish this one when Heck freezed over?
Toot-and-come-in!
30
Complete chapter 6 - Egypt. Say `sayonara' to the Sahara!
What's Up, Doc?
20
Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that?
Woo-hoo-hoo Nelly!
20
Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it.
Gold! Gold!!
20
Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got
Wobot season!
30
Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee!
The Combo Kid!
10
Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it!
Speedipus Rex
20
Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do?
Bad old puddy-tat
20
Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isn’t he a darling little tweety-bird?
My Stars!
30
Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here!
That’s All, Folks!
80
Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning…
Gold! Gold!! GOLLLLD!!!
30
Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc!
...Where's the "kaboom"?
20
Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac!
Speedy Gonzalez!
20
Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now.
`Slowpoke' Rodriguez
20
Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse.
Arriba! Arriba! Ándale! Ándale!
20
Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me!
Combo Carnage!!
20
Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again?
Combo Loco!!!
30
Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right!
Hello, Mah Baby!
20
Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag!
Eager Young Space Cadet
20
Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again!
Super-genius!!!
20
Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud.
Shoot him, shoot him now!
20
Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Stupor-Duper!
20
Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this?
Just try and top this one!
10
Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly!
You caught Bugs' `bug'!
20
Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby!
War is Heck!
30
Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted!
100 Nuts & a Squirrel!
30
Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng.
Yo-yo Atom-Smashers!
20
Produce an atomic combo level 9. So - you’re the one behind all this…
Up-and-Atom!
20
Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker!